Wallpaper

So I've been working on taking off the wallpaper throughout the house so we can paint the walls and make it look like a modern home. So here's a poem I wrote about wallpaper...

Wallpaper, wallpaper why do you stick to the walls?
Wallpaper, wallpaper I get interupted with those cell phone calls

Wallpaper, wallpaper I hate you so
Wallpaper, wallpaper why don't you just go?

I sit there all night scrapping you off
I sit there all night thinking I would rather golf

The end -- Andy